Petition to the Advertisers: Taco Bell and Burger King

Dear [NAME]:

I want to call to your attention the vile, demeaning, and bigoted content your advertising dollars made possible on Sunday night's Comedy Central roast. You should know by now exactly what you are paying for when you buy ad time on one of these Roasts. The Comedy Central roasts regularly revel in some of the most outrageous and obscene "humor" imaginable; but this year, the roast also wallowed in hateful, bigoted jokes about slave ships and gas chambers at Auschwitz.

Here is a sampling of what your ad dollars paid for:
Seth MacFarlane, introducing Lisa Lampanelli: "She's what you might call a sexually progressive woman. Her vagina's like Clorox 2, safe for whites, but really made for coloreds. It's ok for me to do that joke because some of my best friends are white."

Lisa Lampanelli: “David, you're huge in Germany. If they had played your music in Auschwitz the Jews would have sprinted for those ovens."

Lisa Lampanelli: “David's liver is so black it's [bleeped "fucking"] two of the Kardashian sisters."

Lisa Lampanelli: "Look at that old wrinkled brown thing over there, is that George Hamilton or Oprah Winfrey's [bleeped "pussy"]?"

Lisa Lampanelli: "George, you're the closest thing we have to a black on the dais. Oh, that's not because of your skin color. It's because you're a terrible father and you haven't worked in 20 years."

Seth MacFarlane:" Our next presenter Jeffrey Ross puts the Jew back in the phrase "Fat [bleeped "Fucking"] Jew."

Jeffrey Ross: "Why do the Germans love you so much? Maybe because you fill the entertainment void left by Anne Frank."

Hulk Hogan: “The last time I tangled with a Jew, my ex-wife got half my shit."

Gilbert Gottfried: “Lisa, I have one question! Where are all the black guys you claim to be having sex with? Do you really think in this day and age there is a single black guy who would be caught dead inside anyone who is the size of a slave ship? Actually, Lisa has an important role in African American history--it turns out the last black man to pick cotton was yanking out her tampon."

Whitney Cummings: "Lisa, your vagina's like a bad movie--it opened wide and all the Wayans brothers have been in it."

Greg Giraldo: "Your liver is so shriveled, black, and dead, if you put your ear to your side, you'll hear it say, 'What you talking about Willis?"

Are you proud to be associated with this kind of content? Would you want these lines plastered on a billboard along with your corporate logo? Or printed on your menu? I should hope not. I hope you will send a loud and clear message to Comedy Central that you do not want to do further damage to your brand by continued association with the Roast. Will you denounce this content and pledge to withhold your support from future roasts unless they dispense with this kind of tawdry and biggoted humor?