A video montage that shows Peter, Stewie and Brian dancing in black bras, panties, garter belts and fishnet stockings; Stewie and Brian in S&M gear with Stewie spanking Brian; Peter on the Howard Stern show in a pink bikini, lifting the bikini top to expose his chest; Peter with his pants down, farting, with Stewie and Brian holding a match to light the fart on fire; Peter sitting naked at a table with a plastic inflatable sex doll; Peter as Janet Jackson during the Super Bowl halftime show; Peter suggestively eating a popsicle; Peter, Stewie and Brian wearing pink teddies and panties having a pillow-fight; A buxom woman ripping off her blouse to expose a skimpy black bra and lots of cleavage; a man bending over naked to pick up a newspaper with Peter and Lois standing behind him; Peter, Lois, and a man sitting around a board game, completely naked.  Meg, their daughter is fully clothed, staring at Peter's genitals; naked Stewie covering his groin.

During a quickly edited musical routine mocking indecency enforcement, a couple is shown kissing on a picnic blanket with the lyric "you're going to have to do her with your ding-a-ling – because you can't say penis."  Then a spring shoots out of the fly of the male character.  Another segment involves Stewie chiseling a statue with a fire engine clearly inserted in its anus.

Partial lyrics of the song: "They will clean up all your talking in a minute such as this, They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss. And they will make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss...They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups, Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops, Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops...And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing, You're going to have to do her with your ding-a-ling (‘cause you can't say penis)...

Peter holds a nail gun up to Lois's face and tells her that he is not going to Meg's play.  Lois kicks the gun out of his hand and tackles him on the floor.  She twists his arm and makes him say "I like eating red carpet" as she shoves his face into the red carpeting.  From outside the house Quagmire can hear Lois (who is a red head) telling Peter to say "I like eating red carpet" and he passes out from an apparent overload of sexual stimuli.  Quagmire clearly thinks that Lois is forcing Peter to perform oral sex on her.

Quagmire has his own shoe.  The show features him sitting in a chair nude.  One of his guests is a girl who is hiding a banana in a secret place.

Lois wants Peter to cancel the show about animal sex called "Dogs Humping" but Peter says it's the cornerstone of their Wednesday lineup.

Video Clip http://www.parentstv.org/ptc/clips/worst/FamilyGuy_1106.asp