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Press Release
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 7, 2009
LOS ANGELES (August 13,
2009) – The Parents
Television Council™ released
a list of companies that
sponsored one of the most
vile specials ever to air on
basic cable television:
Comedy Central’s “Roast of
Joan Rivers,” which aired on
Sunday, August 9.
“Can the sexual molestation
of a child be funny? Comedy
Central thinks so. And so,
apparently, do a couple
dozen of America’s largest
corporations that chose to
sponsor the ‘Roast of Joan
Rivers,’” said PTC President
Tim Winter.
“We anticipated that this
‘Roast’ would be explicit,
but it was far more so than
we anticipated, given that
there were jokes about
molesting children,
pervasive sexually explicit
dialogue, and even Joan
Rivers cursing at and giving
the middle finger to real
child actors who appeared in
the special.
“When the PTC issued an
advisory about this program
before it aired, a Comedy
Central spokeswoman said
that the roast was ‘designed
to appeal to the Comedy
Central audience, not the
PTC audience.’ Yet Comedy
Central’s parent company,
Viacom, is quite content to
force PTC members – and
indeed tens of millions of
cable subscribers across
America – to pay a monthly
fee for Comedy Central as
part of a product bundle of
its cable networks.
“Given that this was not a
live program, advertisers
who sponsored this special
have no excuse and the
public should express their
concern to these companies.
And if Comedy Central
chooses to rebroadcast the
program over the coming
weeks, the PTC will monitor
each airing and publish the
sponsors of every
broadcast.”
The following is a sample of
the content found in the
“Roast of Joan Rivers”:
• Joan Rivers comes out on
stage holding hands with six
little kids of different
nationalities and says that
Brad and Angelina are having
a yard sale. She pulls at
one little girl and says:
“This one speaks English,
say something!” The girl
doesn't speak but then Joan
says: “That's [bleeped ‘f***ing’]
enough.” She shoves at the
line of kids and says: “All
right, kids, go make
jewelry!” Behind the kids'
backs, she flips her middle
finger and says: “I hate
children.”
• Gilbert Gottfried: “Anyone
who has listened to the
Howard Stern show has heard
Robin talk about being
molested by her father. She
won't shut up about it.
She's very proud of it. But
what Robin Quivers
conveniently leaves out of
her delightful anecdote is
that even as a kid she was
so ugly that her father
would close his eyes and
fantasize about her
sister... who was no looker
herself I might add... and
when he was done pillaging
that homely daughter he used
to whisper ‘don't tell
anyone,’ because he was
embarrassed. Oh the shame
that that poor man must have
felt having to hide the fact
that his molestation
standards were so low.”
• JEFF ROSS: “Nip-tuck. What
the (bleeped f***)? This
isn't a roast this is an
autopsy. ... Have you seen
you new YouTube video?
‘Forget Matt Damon, I
(bleeped f***ed) Charlie
Chaplin.’ ... But all
kidding aside Joan, I think
you're incredibly sexy. I
would (bleeped f***) you
like there's no tomorrow.
Because for you that's a
distinct possibility. ...
[talking about Kathy
Griffith] Wow, look at that.
When did Howdy Doody
(bleeped f***) Pippi
Longstocking? Holy s***.
Kathy Griffin, I wouldn't
(bleeped f***) you with
Chastity Bono's new dick.
... [referring to Carl
Reiner] Actually, tonight I
should call you van because
you're sitting in between a
dick and dyke. ... You're
amazing Joan. Forty years of
telling it like it is. You
got the biggest balls in the
business and Joan her whole
life all she wanted to just
be considered one of the
guys. And good new is, your
doctor says you're only
three surgeries away.”
The following products or
companies were advertised on
“Roast of Joan Rivers”:
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Sponsors:
MGD 64
Taco Bell
Sprint
The Goods, R-rated film
Klondike Bar
UTI.edu
Malibu Passion Fruit Caribbean Rum
Hotels.com
Wendy’s
Toyota Prius
DirecTV
Madden ’10, E rating
Absolut
Visa Visa Inc.
Red Bull
Gamer, R-rated film
Subaru
Subway
Bosley
Goarmy.com
Sonic
Valvoline
Nivea for Men
District 9, R-rated film
TV Land
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup
Geico
Halloween 2, Not yet rated film
iPhone
FLN Network Promo
Inglorious Basterds, R-rated film
Outback Steakhouse
Clean & Clear
Kia
Boost Mobile
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Parent Company:
Miller Coors LLC
Yum! Brands
Sprint Nextel Corporation
Paramount Vantage
Unilever
Universal Technical Institute, Inc.
Malibu-Kahlua International
Hotels.com LP
Wendy's International Inc.
Toyota Motor North America
DIRECTV Group, Inc.
Electronic Arts Inc.
Absolut Spirits Co. Inc.
Visa Inc.
Red Bull North America
Lakeshore Entertainment Group
Fuji Heavy Industries
Doctors Associates
Aderans Holdings Co. (in Japan)
U.S. Dept. of the Army
Sonic Corporation
Ashland Inc.
Beiersdorf Inc.
Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc.
Viacom
The Hershey Company
Berkshire Hathaway
Weinstein Company LLC
Apple Inc.
Scripps Networks Interactive, Inc
Universal Pictures
OSI Restaurant Partners, Inc.
Johnson & Johnson
Kia Motors America, Inc.
Boost Mobile, LLC |
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To speak with a representative
from the Parents Television Council, please contact Kelly Oliver
(ext. 140) or Megan Franko (ext. 148) at (703) 683-5004.
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