The music students
at New Milford High had been through a lot in the last year. They suffered
through severe flooding, with a number of students being forced from, and even
losing, their homes. When Office Max heard of the difficulties, they decided to
help the school with money for supplies -- but not before playing a practical
joke on some unsuspecting students.
On the CW
network’s special Schooled (August 5th, 8:00 p.m. ET/PT),
New Milford High’s
music students became hapless victims of an elaborate prank. Pulled from summer
vacation and asked to take part in a “music assessment program,” they were told
that their performance would determine whether or not the school would be
allowed to keep its music program. The students were required to take an oral
exam about music, and then perform in order to determine whether their program
has been successful.
The proctors of the
oral exam were actors, but they were believable as they ordered the wide-eyed
students to sing “Mary Had a Little Lamb” using only the vowels, to dance the
Electric Slide in the style of the Funky Chicken, and to describe a crescendo
using a crescendo.
Next came the
musical performance part of the “assessment.” In rehearsals, students ambled
through a powerful piece of music in a cute and awkward way that can only be
described as endearing. The students were then given the chance to hear the same
piece being played by the New Jersey Youth Symphony Orchestra -- although they
were told that another ordinary high school orchestra was playing the piece. The
students from New Milford could only laugh with nervousness when they heard the
polished performance from the Youth Symphony. When the piece was over, the
pretend judges critiqued the Youth Symphony’s performance and gave them only the
barest praise, leaving the New Milford students baffled.
When it was their
turn to perform, the New Milford students launched into a performance replete
with intonation problems, a complete lack of dynamics, and an inappropriately
lively drum beat that was missing from the Youth Symphony’s performance. The
judges shook their heads and proclaimed New Milford to be “the worst we’ve heard
today,” and informed the students that New Milford’s petition to keep its music
program would likely be rejected. The principal made a show of kicking out the
judges – and then let his students in on the prank. The next thing the
astonished students knew, they were being treated to a performance by the
popular band, the All-American Rejects.
Schooled was
a fun summer treat for slightly older children. It served as a reminder that
school can be fun and, more importantly, that music programs are extraordinarily
important to young students all over the country. For being a fun and
entertaining summer special with a heart, Schooled is our Best of the
Week.
Best TV Show
of the Week
The Parents
Television Council -
www.parentstv.org