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American Dad on Fox
Pot-smoking gags are nothing new to Seth MacFarlane and his vulgar animated
shows. In fact, he devoted an entire episode of Family Guy to the topic.
Masturbation is another topic MacFarlane regularly enjoys – ahem – touching
upon. So it should come as no surprise that one of his shows has managed to
combine the two into one doubly crude subplot.
For explicit sexual content and frank depictions of drug use, the December 5th
episode of American Dad (Sundays, 9:30 p.m. ET) has been named Worst
TV Show of the Week.
With Haley living back at her parents’ home with her pothead husband, Jeff,
Francine reminds the young newlyweds that certain house rules will apply.
Namely, Jeff can no longer smoke pot. Haley insists that Jeff needs it to
control his “compulsive disorder.” Francine sympathizes, “Look, it's not even my
rule. It's your dad's. You think I wouldn't like to spark up a doober every now
and again?”
Jeff, mustering as much romance as he can, tells Haley, “Weed is the thing I
care about the most, but maybe that should be you.” Jeff’s abstinence from weed,
however, results in him indulging in something else – himself. Francine and
Klaus (the family’s talking goldfish) enter the bathroom and catch Jeff with his
pants down as he ogles a pornographic magazine.
Klaus: “What the hell, man?”
Jeff: “I thought everyone was out.”
Klaus: “You have got to lock the freaking door, dude.”
Jeff: “I'm sorry. But when I'm not smoking pot, I suffer from HLS - hyperactive
libido syndrome. When it hits, I gotta get busy right away."
Fran: “If you're going to do that in this house, you'll do it where everyone
else in this family does it. In Steve's bed.”
(Steve is Francine’s geeky teenaged son).
Jeff’s compulsion doesn’t abate. Francine next finds him masturbating in the
pantry, causing her to lament, “Ah, Jeff, c’mon! We keep the food in there.”
She confronts Haley about the problem.
Fran: “Your husband's condition is way out of control. Bottom line, you need to
start satisfying him more, sweetie.”
Haley: “But Mom, I satisfy him all the time.”
Fran: “Well, then you gotta do it better. Get creative, Haley. Use your pinky.”
Fran: “I'm using my pinky, Mom.”
Haley: “I don't think you're using your pinky...Get up in there.”
Despite the motherly advice, Francine still catches an eyeful of Jeff when she
opens the laundry room cabinet. Fed up, Francine allows Jeff to smoke pot again.
They are shown sitting on the couch as hazy smoke lingers in the air. A water
bong sits on the coffee table next to a half-eaten pizza. Jeff thanks Francine
for letting him use his “medication” again. She tells him that anything is
better than the alternative.
Let’s hope
this episode isn’t a sign of things to come, with plots being mashed together
from the various off-color topics that are MacFarlane’s stock and
trade. Perhaps there is an episode in the works that involves anti-Semitism and
bestiality? But in the meantime, the December 5th episode of
American Dad has supplied plenty of explicit sexuality and drug use to
warrant the title of Worst TV Show of the Week.
Parents Television Council,
www.parentstv.org, PTC,
Clean Up TV Now, Because our children are watching, The
nation's most influential advocacy organization, Protecting
children against sex, violence and profanity in
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and Family Guide to Prime Time Television
are trademarks of the Parents Television Council.