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Shorts:
The Adventures of the Wishing Rock
By
Christopher Gildemeister
Release Date:
August 21, 2009
MPAA rating:
PG for mild
action and some rude humor
Starring:
Jimmy Bennett, Jolie Vanier, Jon Cryer, William H. Macy, James
Spader
Recommended age:
7+
Overall PTC Traffic Light Rating:
Green
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Sex |
None |
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Violence
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Explosions, crashes, hitting, slapstick, fantasy violence |
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Language
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“Hell”
(but see below), “Oh my God,” “suck,” “dumb butt,” “loser”; excrement,
spitting, extreme mucus gags |
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Behavior |
Bullying, nose picking |
Toby
Thompson’s life is miserable. His older sister picks on him. His parents,
obsessed with their job at Black Box Industries, barely know he exists. Worst of
all, Helvetica Black (the daughter of his parents’ boss) hates him and has her
brother’s gang bully him every day. But when the magical Rainbow Rock, which has
the power to grant any wish, appears and makes the rounds of the neighborhood
kids and parents, Toby – and everyone in Black Falls – is launched on the
adventure of a lifetime!
There is
little content of major concern to parents in Shorts. The bullying Toby
undergoes is realistic and rather extreme (other kids stuff him into garbage
cans and throw rocks at him, knocking him out at one point; and Helvetica causes
him to topple out a window and break his arms). There is some minor hitting and
slapstick comedic violence in the movie. Because children obtain the power to
make their dreams come true, there is a large amount of fantasy violence and
action: one boy makes dinosaurs, man-eating crocodiles and venomous snakes
appear, and at another point one character turns into a giant robot, while
others turn into gigantic insects. Foul language is limited to a few non-profane
insults, though Helvetica is occasionally called by her (appropriate!) nickname
“Hell.”
The most
problematic content in Shorts is the large amount of “gross-out” kiddie
humor. Toby is seen brushing his teeth and spitting on several occasions. A
pterodactyl defecates on one boy, who also crawls down a crocodile’s throat and
emerges covered with partially-digested food. Helvetica places a live fish in
her mouth and threatens to swallow it. Toby’s friend “Nose” constantly picks his
nose and flicks the contents about. When one gets tangled up in his mad
scientist father’s experiment, the result is a gigantic “booger monster” which
chases the kids around. Remarks Nose to his father: “All those years you told me
not to eat my boogers – and now my boogers are trying to eat me!” While parents
may find such gags tiresome, the movie’s target audience of pre-teens will
likely think them hilarious.
Shorts
does emphasize several good lessons (in addition to not picking one’s nose). A
friend encourages the bullied Toby with the words, “It’s not who they think you
are – its who you really are, and who you want to be;” one boy constantly warns
of the perils of making wishes without knowing the consequences, and Toby
remarks, “Make sure you’re wishing for something WORTH wishing for;” and the
film concludes with the community united in agreeing that “the power to move
mountains is in all of us – if we work together.”
Shorts
is a
rollicking comedy/adventure with a unique presentation style; the movie is told
out of chronological order and is split into several “episodes,” each telling
the story of one person or group when they obtain the magical Rainbow Rock. With
its wild blend of fantasy, action and comedy, Shorts is sure to be a
favorite with kids. The Parents Television Council does not recommend this movie
for children under age seven.
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