Road Rules South Pacific Episode Summaries

September 15, 2003

Summary:

Season Finale:

The kids have their last mission of crossing an obstacle course suspended high in the air in order to win a car.

Content:

Language:  

• 7 obscenities (hell, damn, bitch, piss, ass)

• 12 bleeped (f--k, s--t)

September 8, 2003

Summary:

Tina continues to have a problem with Mary Beth and tries to pick fights with her and make her jealous.  The team is assigned a mission where three cast members must teach the remaining three to walk on fire. 

Content:

Language:  

• 4 obscenities (ass, bitch, damn)

• 2 bleeped (f--k, s--t)

August 11, 2003

Summary:

Donell tries to turn Tina against Mary Beth.  The team completes their next mission—a sense-deprived trip through an obstacle course.

Content:

Language:

• 8 obscenities (bitch, ass, hell, damn)

• 18 bleeped words (f*ck, sh*t, unknown)

Sex:

• Tina announces to the group that she is "so sexually frustrated."  Then she tries to speculate about Chris's sexual history, asking Christina to make a guess.  Christina: "I think it's none of my business." 

Tina: "Yeah, but he's good looking, though.  He could probably get any girl he wants.  So reaching 40 probably wouldn't be hard."  Chris in a voice over says that he used to party and sleep around before he committed his life to God and tells Tina he has stopped looking at girls as sexual conquests and looks at them as friends instead.  After hearing that, Tina jokes, "That's why he doesn't talk to me. Cause I'm like, hey Chris, you're cute, I'll rape you."

• Dave and Tina flirt and Dave asks: "Would you, or would you not, hump me right now."  Tina: "I would hump you right now.  Dave and Tina? Ummm, yes. Dave, I'll tear your ass apart."  Later in another room, Tina again says, "He's cute, I'll hump him."

July 28, 2003

Summary:

The Road Rulers have a mission where they have to climb glaciers and walls of ice.  Donell fails to complete his portion of the mission and the episode ends in a cliffhanger as the team prepares to vote off either Donell or Cara.

Content:

Language:   

• 7 obscenities (bitch, ass)

• 12 bleeped word (f*ck, sh*t, unknown)

July 14, 2003

Summary:

A new cast member, Chris, joins the team.  The first mission with Chris is a bungee jumping acrobatic exercise over a river gorge.

Content:

Language:   

• 5 obscenities (piss, hell, ass)

• 1 bleeped word (f*ck)

July 21, 2003

Summary:

The Road Rulers have a mission where they have to dive off of the side of a gorge.  Donell plots behind Cara's back.

Content:

Language:  

• 6 obscenities (damn, crap, hell, ass)

• 19 bleeped word (f*ck, sh*t)

July 7, 2003

Summary:

Abe is sent home after the team sees the tape of his attack on Donell.  The team still has to complete the mission of getting an audience of 50 for a strip performance by Donell and Dave at a gay club.

Content:

Language:

• 15 profanities/obscenities (damn, hell, son of a bitch, sucks)

• 8 bleeped words (d*ck, f*ck)

Sex:

• Dave and Donell practice their strip dance, and part of it simulates anal sex as Donell stands behind Dave with his arms around Dave's waist and making a pelvic thrust motion at Dave's butt.

• Later Dave and Donell get their stripper costumes, which consist of satin robes and g-strings.  The g-strings are thongs with only a small pouch of material in front.  The guys wear them first in front of the girls and practice their stripper dance.

• In the strip club, Dave and Donell, clad only in their tiny g-strings do a stripper dance.  Their bare behinds are fully visible and not pixilated, and some audience members slap their behinds.  Their performance is judged by three transvestites.

• Dave and Donell are shown in a montage frolicking in their g-strings, riding a teeter-totter, swinging from bathroom bars, and sitting on a washing machine.

June 30, 2003

Summary:

The Road Rules team gets an assignment at a gay strip club called "Flesh."  The three guys will learn a stripper routine and perform in the club while the three girls are responsible for promoting the show and getting an audience of at least 50 assembled.  During rehearsal, Abe and Donell get into a big fight and Abe physically attacks Donell.

Content:

Language:   

• 11 obscenities (piss, damn, hell, bitch)

• 34 bleeped words (sh*t, f*ck)

Sex:

• Abe, Dave, and Donell learn the stripper dance from a teacher.  They do a lot of graphic pelvic thrusts and slap their own buttocks.

• Mary Beth organizes a photo shoot of the five guys for their flier and the guys posed so that they are straddling each other's legs or with their arms around each other.

• The strip club flier the girls created to promote the show says "Cum see" at the top.

• Donell teases Abe about the gay stripping.  He says that Abe will change his name to Amanda and Abe might pop a [bleeped "boner"].

Violence:

• Abe gets increasingly angry with Donell and jumps on him, repeatedly punching Donell in the side of the head until Dave pulls Abe off.

June 23, 2003 Episode

Summary:

The Road Rules team goes to New Zealand to compete in their next mission. The team has to race to the top of the Sky Tower on stairs, and then climb a ladder to the very top point of the tower and bungee jump off.

Content:

Language: 

• 17 obscenities (balls, damn, hell, bitch)

• 3 bleeped words (God (with Goddamn), f*ck)

Sex:

• Abe dances against a girl who is seated and rubs his crotch into her chest.

June 16, 2003 Episode

Summary:

The Road Rules team competes in their next mission, where they have to barter and shop in a Fijian marketplace to collect seven foods for an antidote.  Donell begins to have an attitude problem.

Content:

Language: 

• 15 obscenities

• 15 bleeped words

Sex:

• None in this episode

June 9, 2003 Episode

Summary:

The entire team competes against a strong man champion in a series of strength challenges.  Abram takes offense when Donell teases him all the time.

Content:

Language: 15 obscenities
8 bleeped words

Sex:

• None in this episode

June 2, 2003 Episode

Summary:

The Road Rules team competes in their next mission, being buried alive.  Abram's chauvinistic attitudes cause tension.

Content:

Language:  8 obscenities
15 bleeped words

Sex:

• Mary Beth and Cara lay on the beach sunbathing topless, covering their breasts partially with their hands, and the rest is pixilated by MTV.

• Abram talks in a bar to a stranger about how Mary Beth has breast implants "fake [bleeped "t-ts"] are fake [bleeped "t-ts"], man.

• Mary Beth confronts Abram for "treating her like a piece of meat" and talking about her body to a stranger.  Abram argues that her breasts are fair game because they are "out there" and he can talk to other people about them if he chooses.

May 26, 2003 Episode

Summary:

Six young people meet for the first time in Fiji, and move into an RV that will take them on their travels around the South Pacific completing stunts and missions to win prizes.  Their first mission is to climb a ladder hanging from the side of a hot air balloon.

Content:

Language:  6 obscenities
3 bleeped words

Sex:

• Mary Beth mentions that she posed nude for Playboy.

• Abram takes off all his clothes to skinny-dip in the water and Donell takes his swimming trunks away.  He is naked (pixilated by MTV) before he gets in the water and when he gets out of the water he walks back to the RV nude.  The girls watch out the RV window, laughing.  Mary Beth notes, "He has a sweet little ass".